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Johnparav

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I had posted a few days ago about a huge fig that is very productive . The consensus seems to be Brown Turkey . One of the problems with this fig is that it has a large open eye . So as I was picking off the small developing figs that dont have enough time to ripen I thought , hey that would be a way to stop bugs from getting in there so......


It works great ... I think I saw the fig blush...

John
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I just don't know what to say...
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Dominick
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Where's Nick?

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Now that is absolutely hysterical...I love this forum! 


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You Rang?

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now my butt hurts.


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Hey Nick 

I think his fig saw your fig and decided to make other arrangements!

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Laughing my "butt" off!

Just gotta love the sense of humor on this forum!

That is a great idea though. Why the heck not? Let us know how it works out.

It's a thing of booty ;) .

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My Good Man.


While I acknowledge your "little" Butt Plug can fill some tiny needs, for those larger jobs where maximum exposure and penetration  is needed.you need the big guns.

Without further ado, I hearby proudly present my Magnum Plug.

It stands firmly at the ready, to reach into the deepest depths, to fill any need.

In other words, my good fellow,

That is not a Fig Butt Plug.

This is a Fig Butt Plug...








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Nick.
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And you wonder why you are being cursed by the old lady?


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Shh Dieseler dont laugh so hard the rest of family is asleep.
Good one !
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Nick

What do you feed those things ?  And how close are you to 3 mile island ? I dont think i've seen a normal fig in any of your posts .

John



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John,

I have a sweet old Italian woman to thank...

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